Here are some excuses we've heard for not playing safe. We're using them in the booth this year (2008).

• But I never date HIV+ people.

• I was drunk.

• It goes soft when I put one of those on.

• It doesn't feel the same.

• I'm a top, so I'm not at risk.

• Take it like a man.

• What I don't know won't hurt me.

• It's going to happen anyway.

• I got tested last year.

• I only get blow jobs.

• BB'ers have more fun.

• I promise I'll pull out early.

• He looked healthy.

• It's been cured, hasn't it.

• It's only one pill a day.

• DDF BB Btm. UB2.

• Don't you love me?

• Just this once.

• PNP

• I'm too young to be positive.

• I've never tested positive
  I must be immune.

• [Silence is golden]

• Sheriff Joe said it was OK.

• I'm the Governor of New York.

• Just joking on these last two.